- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

What african eat for christmas Sand.

Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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