Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

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Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

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what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

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Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

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you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

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What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

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What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

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What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

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How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

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A black student graduated High School

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

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Anti Joke

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