Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

What is a jew in space? Dead

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

womans having rights.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

No because your face is really f***** up.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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