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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "NUuhHUhhuUUUuhhhuuuuumph!"

A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

It got hit by a rocket.

What do you call two black men walking down a stairwell? Their names.

How do you fit an elephant into a car? You can't. Unless it's a baby elephant. You would probably also need a convertible with the top down.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

what did Susie, the girl with no arms, say after she fell off the swing? nothing, she was killed on impact.

How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Banana soup, Gorilla poop

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

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