- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

Politics

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the farmer let him out, and he found a road to cross!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, it's impossible to determine the motivations of an animal that is incapable of speech.

What's did the white man say to the black man? Howdy.

Do you know what the meaning of life is? Of course you don't.

Knock-Knock Whos there? You're about to get shell shocked...

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