Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

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What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

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Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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batman has diarrhea

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

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How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

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"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

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what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

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What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

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Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

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What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

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what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

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A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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