- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

The queen having a shit

a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

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