What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

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religion

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

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"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

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What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

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What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

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what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

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Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

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What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

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A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

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what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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batman has diarrhea

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How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

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What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

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When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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