- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and gets shot.

Why did the

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

Whats 1+1? window!

Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

ROSES ARE RED VILOTS ARE BLUE I HOPE YOU KNOW IM A JEW

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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