- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

what is the difference between a black person and a white person there skin

How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved

IMMA FIND YO ASS DO!!!!!

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

a dumb blond walks into a hair salon and gets her hair died brown... she is now a dumb brunette

Why is it a shame if a kid gets run over by a car? I like the newspaper headlines about stabbings better.

What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

What is the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Jews are a religious group. Boy scouts are a group of boys who enjoy camping and other outdoor activities.

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