Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

Michael Brown

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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