How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

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Roses are red, violets are violet. I'm not stupid.

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what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

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did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

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Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

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One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

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Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

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A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

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What hurts more than a papercut? A chainsaw between your legs.

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Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

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Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

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What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

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Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

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One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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