- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

2 black men beat 9 white men in basketball. Why is this so? They were clearly out numbered.

Whats fat yellow and diabetic Brett lai lan

why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

A lonely man walks into a Self-Esteem class. He sits alone in the back because of his low self-esteem. Forever alone.

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