Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

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what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

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Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

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whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

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Asians look like they have down syndrome.

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

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Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

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Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

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Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

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Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

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What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

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What did the man give his wife for her anniversary? Nothing. The man is a raging alcoholic and forget her anniversary due to his high alcoholic intake during the past few weeks. Even if he did remember he most likely didn't care after seeing his wife cheat on him with another woman putting his marriage into shambles.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Yo momma soo fat, she got diabetes and died

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What do you do when you see an ostrich playing tennis? I don't know as I have little experience in the areas of ostriches or tennis. Frankly, I'm not quite sure why you're even asking me

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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your momma so fat, that she secretly crys every night, because she is so self concious about her weight. and has to talk to a therapist because shes bolemic and has suicidal thoughts, because she cant stand the way she looks

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What did the cat say to the bird? Nothing. It's a cat.

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