- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

Want to hear a Joke? No.

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

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