- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

you will like this because i am black.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

What's worse than homework? A basket full of mutilated puppies....

How did the car get a dent? Terrorists bombed the house next to it

whenever you come out of emma browns bedroom

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