- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

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