- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

I'm at my grandmothers house right now

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

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Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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