here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

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A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

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Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

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What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

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what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

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What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

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I put my baby in a microwave.

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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