- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

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