- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

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Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

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why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

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Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

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