- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

What is green and slow Grass.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Beacuse she has no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's There? Not Sally.

so...um, yeah

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

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