Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

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What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

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What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

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What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

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What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

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What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

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WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

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there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

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YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

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knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

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you suck

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