A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Blake wilkeys hair style

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! *door unlocks* Problem solved, NEXT!

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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