What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

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A man walks into a bar with a dog. The bartender says that there are no dogs allowed, but the man says that he is blind. So the man sits down with his dog and asks for a drink. The bartender decided to check to see if he was really blind, so he says, " Hey, do you know what time it is?" The blind man replies, "7 o'clock," The bartender says, "Ha! You said you were blind! Get out of..." but was interrupted by the man, who promptly said, "No, I'm deaf," and left.

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A man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" The man replies "Surprise me." The bartender proceeds to mix cyanide with the mans drink and loses his bartending license and goes to prison for murdering a customer.

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whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

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What's worse than getting struck by lightning? Getting struck while your in your house!!

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What did the man say to g**guy we are both g**

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Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

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Man: Would you like to see someone Man 2: Sure Man: How bout the inside of an ambulance

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What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

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Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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Women's rights

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It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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arena football

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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What's 9+10? 19.

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I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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