- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

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