Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

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– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

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What's circular and round A circle

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

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If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

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jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

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What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

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Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

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Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

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A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

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what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

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why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

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Knock knock Whose there? 4

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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