- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Your mam is so fat.

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

The duck didn't cross the road.

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

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