What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

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Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

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a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

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What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

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Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

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What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

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what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

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Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

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Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

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Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

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How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

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Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

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Asians look like they have down syndrome.

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Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

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What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

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whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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