How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

I put my baby in a microwave.

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

A seal walks into a club.

What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

how do you break up with someone lightly and not hurt their feeling I dont want to hurt your feeling but i hate you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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