Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

haha Otarts was here

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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