- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Your mam is so fat.

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

So these two girls have a cup .

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

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