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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

How old are you? 7

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

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