- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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