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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

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