What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

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What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

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Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

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Several ways to annoy people: Grab the end of their shirt to blow your nose Try to shove a bowling ball down there throat Try to sell them a broom and vacuum Try to eat their babies paint their toe Nibble their ankles Ask if you can babysit their crystal and if they say no start whining Carry around your chicken and ask if they want a nugget

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why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

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How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

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WTF THINKING: "If you are going trough hell go back to where the path to hell began just get the fuck out of there you stupid dumbass muddaf0cker" "If you feel life is pushing you five steps back for each one you go forward, just turn your fucking back to your goal and you will get there in no time" "Never ever ever ever ever give up" -Fucking inspiring when you just give up after a certain number of "evers" "IT IS BETTER TO REIGN IN HEAVEN THAN TO SERVE IN HEAVEN!" "I forgot the rest" Nero the ONLY moralman (Fuck Neronism and they copying my shit, I am the only psychopath animal theRAPIST in town! (Female animals only, you think I am a pervert or something? Be ashamed you perverted deviant!)

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What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

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Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

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In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

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Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

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What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

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Knock Knock Who's there

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The duck didn't cross the road.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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