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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

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An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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