- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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