- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two baby seals walk into a club.

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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