Why did Sally fall off the swing? Beacuse she has no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's There? Not Sally.

so...um, yeah

What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

a black man pays his child support

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

guess what>? your mum lol

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

Male leadership.

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

the redsox

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

A father was angry at his daughter's boyfriend because he took her virginity. The boyfriend said he was ashamed that he never told her he has AIDS.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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