Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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