- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

IMMA FIND YO ASS DO!!!!!

What's orange and not an orange? An orange.

Q. What did the man say when he beat his video game? A. "I beat my video game." Q. What did the man say after his favorite sports team missed the playoffs? A. "My favorite sports team missed the playoffs." Q. What did the man say when a murderer was in his house? A. Nothing. He was dead.

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, that was a turkey. Oh.

What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

What is the similarity between fake rings and your mother? They change colors in the shower

How did the hairless cat brush its hair? It could not, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs, making it near impossible to do such a thing.

what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

What worse than being shot? Waking up and finding a penis in your mouth.

what happen to the popo who got arrested? he told himself that he had the right to remain silent

A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

How do you shoot an eagle? You don't. The eagle is going too fast for you.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

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