- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

Knock knock Whose there? 4

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

What's circular and round A circle

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

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