- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

What's the difference between a guy who sees the glass half empty and a guy who sees the glass half full? The first guy is happier because his tables tip more than the second guy's.

What did the penguin say to the tiger? I'm in the wrong country.

lol i'm going to hell for laughing at this shit

Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both fruit. Except the elephant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a dead Jewish girl that lay on the other side. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

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