A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

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How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

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Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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what do you call a black chef glendon

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What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

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The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

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You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

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joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

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roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

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I love pissing people off :P

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1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

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A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

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What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

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Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

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what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

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How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

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What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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