Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

The Big Bang Theory (the show).

what is red and smells like paint red paint

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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