- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

Q:What does a virgin and a penny both have in common? A:Guys don't want them.

Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

what smells like tuna? my underwear

Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

What do you call a taxi driver eating on a gourmet restaurant? A taxi driver.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An even better question is why are the chicken morals being questioned every time it feels like doing something.

what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

Did you hear about the man who discovered the secret to making women happy? Neither have I.

A old man walks into a hospital He doesn't come back out

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

How many Druggies does it take to make toast. One.

Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

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