What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

How do you get someone off a swing? ask them politely.

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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What does? 42

What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

y u no like me joke?

(Guys I want to get the most likes so like my joke.) What did the person want. To get the most likes :)

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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