- Anti Joke

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

No because your face is really f***** up.

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.