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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

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What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Tell her to inform the police that her significant other is assaulting them and that she should file a restraining order.

What do a plum and an elephant have in common? They're both gray, except for the plum

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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