- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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