- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

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