Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

Anti Joke

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