Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

flavin's head

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

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What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Women's rights

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

How did the black person die? Of old age

How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

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