Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

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wots brown and smells like shite shite

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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Matthew Wyckoff

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

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Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

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Why was the washing machine laughing? Because you're on drugs.

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What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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Boy: Excuse me, do you have a cigarette? Man: First let me see your ID. Boy: I don't have an ID Man: Well, how much money do you have? Boy: 50 cents Man: Sorry, I don't have any cigarettes. Boy: Good job, I'm actually undercover cop and you sir are a good citizen for not giving a minor cigarettes. Man: Cool, do I get a reward? Boy: Yes, you will receive a good citizen award and free $50 coupon. Man: Thank you! Boy: Can I have a cigarette now? Man: I wasn't lying when I said I didn't have any cigarettes. Boy: Okay, have a nice day.

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The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

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What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead." Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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what did the indian boy say to his friend? I wish you were real

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hahahahahah http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=sonny+bartlett&hl=en&sa=X&tbm=isch&tbnid=s37cS73V74A8YM:&imgrefurl=http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCASl7llFhDpTF8vwjDlGI_g/videos&docid=kJoLzGiYRM-2AM&itg=1&imgurl=https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-si7_hCcHI7E/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAAAA/HzlEl3ilyyM/s55-c-k/photo.jpg&w=55&h=55&ei=GrgsUZ_kJqac0AWExIC4BQ&zoom=1&biw=1024&bih=616&iact=rc&dur=188&sig=111947294788926856610&page=1&tbnh=55&tbnw=55&start=0&ndsp=20&ved=1t:429,r:9,s:0,i:109&tx=27&ty=11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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