- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

No your aunties a joke

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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