- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

Two baby seals walk into a club.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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