What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

George W. Bush

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Ich bin nicht der Anführer

The queen having a shit

The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

What is green and slow Grass.

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

what is the color of a burp burple

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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