- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

Where's my tractor?

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

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