- Anti Joke

WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

Gretta has five legs? -no

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives