- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

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