- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Your mom.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

A seal walks into a club.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

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