- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

you will like this because i am black.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

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