Roses are red Violets are actually purple You should probably see an eye doctor.

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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dallen loves penis

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What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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Smoke weed till i die nigga

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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are u black unlucky

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Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

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Why did little tomas cry? Because he got raped by his uncle

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How do you get someone off a swing? ask them politely.

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whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

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There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

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Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

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one morning i turned on my tv

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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