- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

Justin Bieber hits puberty

i saw amango it splootered

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What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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