Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

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Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

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Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

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So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

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What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

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You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

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In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

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People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

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How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

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What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

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Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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