- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

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Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

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