What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

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What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

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Christ is a conspiracy

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

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What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

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Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

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what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

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Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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Ginger woodpecker throbbing in the moonlight

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Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

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Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

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How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

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He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

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A fish swims up your penis...

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What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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