- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

Has u seen my grammar?

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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