- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! closes door

Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

roses are dead violets are gross guess what i'm in your closet

what do u call a kid with autism? a autistic s.o.b or Hennon bart

Bob Saget

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

Q: If two lesbians are in a relationship, who makes the sandwiches? A: They both do.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

What is my name? I dont know

How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

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