What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

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Tyler Bishop is a waffle

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Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

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There is a young boy called Clive, and his dad asks him what he wants for his birthday: "I would like one yellow golf ball please dad" he said. Of course, his father was quite surprised by his son's request, but nevertheless, he got him a yellow golf ball for his birthday. A few years later, clive does amazingly well at school and gets all As in his final exams. Filled with pride and love for his son, his father says to him: "I can't begin to tell you how proud i am of you, Clive. In fact, you can have a preasant! What do you want?" Clive thinks for a moment. "i would like one hundred yellow golf balls please!" His father was a bit annoyed at his strange request, but neverrtheless, gave Clive his yellow golf balls. A few years later, Clive wins the gold medal at the olymics for the 100m sprint. His father is very proud: "Son, i am so happy about the way you've turned out. You make me so proud. Is there anything you want me to do for you?" "can i have 1000 yellow golf balls please" Now his father got annoyed, he thought Clive was taking the piss. Eventually though, he calmed down and got clove the golf balls. Unfortunatley, Clive gets diagnosed with a deadly disease. His father is heartbroken. And as clive is lying on the hospital bed, his father moves close and speaks to him. "Son" he said, tears welling up in his eyes, "I just want to ask you one thing." "Ok," Clive said, as he too started to get emotional. "Why on earth did you want all those golf balls?" Clive looked deep into his father's eyes, as he took his last breath said: "I wanted them because- ack -splutter- ack" And he died.

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How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders 2 beers and a shot. The bartender says "That'll be four fifty." The duck says he doesn't have any money and asks if the bartender can put it on his bill. The bartender says "No." He then picked the duck up by the neck and raped him mercilessly. "That's what he gets" one patron said. "Yeah, he was asking for it"

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

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MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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