Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

Knock knock. Get out!!

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

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A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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