- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

What's blue? The sky.

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