Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

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Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

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why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

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How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

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Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

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Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

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how do you call someone? use a phone

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Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

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What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

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what is red and smells like paint red paint

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look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

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Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

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A pilot walks into a bar just before his last flight of the day. "Give me a stiff one to get through this last flight, I've had a long day," the pilot tells the bartender. The bartender promptly refuses the pilot service and kicks him out of the bar, since operating an aircraft under the influences of alcohol would at least constitute gross negligence and at worst, murder.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

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Anti Joke

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