- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

I america you read books. But in Soviet Russa, Books read YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

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