- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

religion

what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

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