- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

What city likes baseball the most? New York

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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