Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

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What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

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What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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what did one computer say to the other .........

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Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

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teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

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Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

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Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

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Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

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What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

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